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10/28/2005

Subcomandante Bob Admits Noe Link


(Toledo, OH) E-zine editor and mental patient Subcomandante Bob admitted under duress today that he, too, has links to embattled coin dealer Tom Noe.

"In 1999 I was desperately searching for a mint condition TY Billionaire Bear," Bob said from his locked room at an undisclosed institution. "I went into Vintage Coins and Cards, and there it was."

The Thorazine-infused editor continued.

"Tom Noe came up to the counter and said - I'll never forget this - 'Can I help you?'" he effused. "I was awestruck and dumbfounded; I could only stammer out 'bi-llion-aire bear.'"

Pausing to swat at imaginary bugs, Subcomandante Bob returned to his narrative.

"Mr. Noe said he would make me a deal," he said, looking down. "Yes, I am sure that the only way he could knock $50 off the price of that Billionaire Bear was by using state worker's comp premium monies. Yes, I too am a vulture in the culture of corruption."

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bad bad Bob
 
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There, there, there...

It's gonna be alright Bob; we ALL have our weaknesses.

I can't resist those sexy blow-up dolls...

Okay I lied.

I like those battery-powered toy things too ;-)


Umm, maybe I've said too much...
 
It's not your fault bob...who could resist the appeal of the Beanie Baby? Many a person fell for this like a junkie looking for their next fix.

:-)
 
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