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2/09/2007

Bob Recalls His Flashier Days

Subcomandante Bob, as most of you know, is in between jobs at the moment, a period of underemployment that dates back to at least 1995.

Still, Bob has not always been a person of insubstantial means. Men's Jewelry was once an important consideration for Bob, and gold chains and silver spoons were an integral part of his disco attire.

Heavenly Treasures offers exquisite jewelry at an exceptional value, and those of you not living in homeless shelters - like Bob does - can check out their impressive lineup of designer rubber and gold bracelets, men's gold chains, 14K gold cufflinks and much, much more.

With enough sponsored posts like these, Bob hopes to once again impress the ladies with his fine taste in men's jewelry.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 5:09 PM
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