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8/28/2005

Toledo Braces For Hurricane Cartyrina


(Toledo, OH) Forecasters from the National Hurricane Center urged Toledoans to prepare for the arrival of Hurricane Cartyrina, expected to make landfall today in Northwest Ohio.

The storm, coming down from Michigan, has been labeled a Class 5 Hurricane, featuring blustery winds and hot air.

"This looks to be a monster storm," said NBC-24 meteorologist Bill Spencer. "I urge all citizens to take immediate cover."

The eye of the hurricane appears headed for downtown Toledo, said Spencer.

"It looks like this storm is going to be with us for quite a while," he said. "I imagine that the first wave of the activity will be with us until at least September 13."

Mayor Jack Ford urged citizens to remain calm during the turmoil.

"We have weathered much worse than this in the past," he said. "Everyone needs to unite and stay the course until this passes."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 10:11 PM
Comments:
WHOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!

Here he comes!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:30 AM
 
I actually made landfall yesterday.

But I am packing a 20-foot storm surge that will wash away everything that has piled up in One Government Center for the last 3-1/2 years.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:47 AM
 
Just like Hurricane Katrina, though, Carty is mostly hype and will blow over.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:02 PM
 
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