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Wilkowski Runs All Over City

(Toledo, OH) Mayoral candidate Keith Wilkowski is keeping his vow to run - literally - for the city's highest office.

This week he spent much of his time running through Toledo's impoverished cental city, racking up over 40 miles in his effort to cover the entire city before the September 13 primary.

Lincoln Street resident Martin Williams noticed the candidate.

"Why's that fool running down the street?" he queried, squinting into the early morning sun. "He steal some hubcaps or something?"

Pausing for a quick drink of water, Wilkowski said that his daily sojourns have brought him encouragement from the voters.

"Just this morning, some friendly young man told me: 'You'd better be running!'" he said. "It's words like those that keep me going."

A Hollywood Avenue resident, who goes by the name of "Little G", was surprised to see the mayoral candidate on his street.

"Damn, that's some crazy shit," he said. "Motherfucker be running like a crackhead stepping on a beehive."

Is that Keith in the picture?
Are you kidding? Think I can afford to be chasing Keith around town for a pic?

I Google-searched until I found a pic that was blurry enough to pass for the real deal.

You want reality? Get a real paper, bunky.

Gotta cover the whole city...
Was that really Keith Wilkowski?
What kind of shoes does Keith wear? If he wears expensive ones, he might get mugged for them.
Reading about Wilkowski and his jaunts with his Adidias reminds me of the urge ol' Forrest had when he went for HIS jog.

Real man would run farther than Mr Gump, Keith.
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