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9/16/2005

Area Man Finds Toledo Blade Very Useful


(Toledo, OH) A local man interviewed by Toledo Tales finds his daily Toledo Blade to be an important part of his life.

"Yes, I find that I can't live without it," said Haervey Jackson of Toledo. "There are so many things I use it for."

Jackson said that his aviary pursuits lend themselves well to the Blade.

"I find the Blade soaks up the cockatiel shit better than any other paper," he said. "Plus, the birds seem to take special delight in letting loose when the Blade masthead is facing upward."

The Blade has plenty of other uses in the Jackson household.

"My dog just had a litter of puppies," he said, admitting that he never actually reads the paper. "That Blade sure came in handy during house training; for some reason the puppies seem to make an association between the Blade and defecation."

Jackson, a painting contractor, said that the Blade was very useful in cleanup.

"Boy, nothing attracts the color yellow like the Blade," he said. "It sure is good to have the Blade around."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 9:06 AM
Comments:
I'd also suggest paper airplanes...now that is almost as fun as dancing pandas

And..those newspaper hats!

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 10:50 AM
 
Subcomandante Bob,
"for some reason the puppies seem to make an association between the Blade and defecation"

That is a common reaction among thinking readers that dare to pick up that filthy rag.

"Boy, nothing attracts the color yellow like the Blade," he said"

Would that be the same shade of yellow that one can find in a newborn's diapers???

I THOUGHT so...
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 12:18 PM
 
Which section of The Blade do you detest most vehemently?

May I guess?

The editorial section, perhaps? If so, is it too liberal for you or what?
# posted by Blogger liberal_dem : 3:58 PM
 
lisa who you kidding with that paper airplane stuff? looking at your blog i'd say you love the blade. you sure do have a lot of the same opinions as their writers
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:26 PM
 
lol - Thanks for the compliment

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 9:12 PM
 
Subcomandante Bob loves everything about the Blade.

He just reports the news, liberal dem.

It's just that none of the news on Toledo Tales can be found anywhere else.
# posted by Blogger Subcomandante Bob : 10:46 PM
 
ewww
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:16 PM
 
cute bird, ugly paper
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:39 PM
 
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