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Ford Threat: "Elect Me, Or The Roads Stay Torn Up!"

(Toledo, OH) Embattled Toledo Mayor Jack Ford unveiled a new campaign strategy, vowing to leave the myriad construction projects unfinished if voters do not vote for him in next Tuesday's primary.

"That's right. We have 100 miles worth of road projects in various stages of completion," he said. "And not one of them is going to get finished if I am not in the top two candidates next week."

Ford added that he was not limiting his threat to project completion.

"I'll take that motherf***ing asphalt and cover everything in sight," he said. "Playgrounds, front lawns, city parks - everything will be paved except the roads."

The mayor said that he would also begin a series of "really goddamn inconvenient" sewer projects in his remaining months if voters choose other candidate.

"I'm not bull-shitting here, people," he said. "You won't be able to run a f**ing dishwasher in this town if I get booted out next Tuesday."

Ain't that the truth!
I believe it. He ain't kidding around.
Wow, after reading that I guess it's a good thing the house in Toledo didn't work out.

Man I am safer here in Holland.

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