9/01/2005
Gas Hikes Affect Area Hookers
(Toledo, OH) The recent spikes in gas prices have adversely affected an unlikely group of people - Toledo's streetwalkers.
One local hooker, "Candy," expressed her unhappiness with the rise in gas prices.
"Yeah, so I was going down on this dude in his car the other day, and all of a sudden he turns off the A/C," she said, touching up her lipstick. "I'm like, 'what the f**k, it's 95 degrees in the shade!' Cheap bastard wanted to save gas."
Candy also described the effects that reduced income had on her clientele.
"This one regular named Jimmy shows up on his kid's ten-speed and wants me to get on the handlebars," she said. "What a f***ing moron."
The veteran hooker said that business negotiations have also been impacted.
"This one dude is like, 'all I got is fifteen bucks,'" she said. "He said he spent it all at the gas station. I told him to go buy himself a bottle of hand lotion and f**k himself."
# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 7:21 PM
