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Local Bowlers Protest "Pay-To-Play" System

(Toledo, OH) Emboldened by the disclosure of state political scandals, a group of bowlers outside gathered a local bowling establishment to protest what they called a "culture of corruption" in the bowling industry.

"Just like Columbus legislators, bowling operators have developed a 'pay-to-play' mentality that must be changed," said Nathan "Nappy" Jazubowski, the group's spokesperson. "This is a clear-cut example of state corruption trickling down to the local level."

Jakubowski said that managers of bowling facilities are quite brazen in their demands.

"Just try to go into a local house and bowl without slipping the guy at the counter some money," he said. "They are in cahoots with local law enforcement - you'll be arrested within 10 minutes."

Imperial Lanes manager Mark Nicholson, comenting on the protest, took issue with Jazubowski’s claims.

"That guy is a total ass-wipe," he said. "What he is really mad about is that I won't let him park his 10-speed by the ball return."

yeah that sucks
Is that the same guy who had the french fry issue?

Yes, that's Nappy Jazubowski, all right.

Good memory, Lisa.
Thanks Bob though I do have to tell you I would personally root for the X-Men over GI Joe...

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