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9/28/2005

Police Break Up Wombat Fighting Ring


(Toledo, OH) Police and animal investigators removed several dozen Australian wombats from a north Toledo home in what was described as a "failed wombat-fighting ring."

Police also arrested LaGrange Street resident Morty Kensington, 45, on cruelty charges.

Interviewed by Toledo Tales, Kensington expressed remorse at his actions.

"The bastard who sold them to me said they were vicious killers," said Kensington. "I paid $300 bucks for a pair of eucalyptus-leaf eating critters who just stare at each other with a dull glare."

Kensington tried many techniques to get the wombats to fight, but all they would do is "eat and breed."

"Yeah, I tried poking 'em with sticks, yelling at 'em, and dumping water on their heads, but nothing seemed to work," he said. "They just sit there and stare at you."

The animals, said Kensington, are a bad investment.

"Not only will they not fight, but they dig their way out of every kennel I've built," he said. "Good riddance, I say."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 7:26 PM
Comments:
very scary
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:14 AM
 
Awww, they look cute to me, almost as cool as dancing pandas.

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 12:05 PM
 
This sounds like an ignorant redneck trailer trash individual. All he needed to do was a little research. I myself would love to own a wombat even if they are illegal to have in the states.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:06 AM
 
FLOOP! Many are not aware of this but Wombats actually DO fight in the wilderness. I have a of one on my website!! Floop is the noise they make when fighting! CHECK OUT PROJECT WOMBAT!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:12 AM
 
FLOOP! Many are not aware of this but Wombats actually DO fight in the wilderness. I have a of one on my website!! Floop is the noise they make when fighting! CHECK OUT PROJECT WOMBAT!! http://www.campuscab.biz
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:14 AM
 
FLOOP! Many are not aware of this but Wombats actually DO fight in the wilderness. I have a PICTURE of one on my website!! Floop is the noise they make when fighting! CHECK OUT PROJECT WOMBAT!! http://www.campuscab.biz
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:16 AM
 
so cute why should they have to fight if they are like giant hamsters form down under
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:09 AM
 
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