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10/12/2005

Area German Shepherds Tired Of Nazi Stereotypes

The fifth segment in continuous live coverage of Nazifest 2005

(Toledo, OH) A group of local dogs has banded together to protest what one described as "really sick generalizations."

"Look, just because we are German shepherds does not mean we are Nazis," said "Rufus," a 7-year old canine, as he scratched his ear. "We had just nicely got over all that Stalag 17 bullshit, and then Bill White brings his Nazi pals to town. We just can't catch a break."

"Rex," a 4-year old shepherd, said that the arrival of the Nazis is "like a bad dream."

"My owners have been looking at me weird all week," he said. "I saw them whispering the other day, and I couldn't help thinking that they were convinced I was a Nazi. If Bill White were here right now, I would bite his fucking leg."

"Wilma," a tan-colored shepherd, said that the Nazi rally has had additional repercussions.

"We have a black mailman," she said, " and now when I bark he thinks it's a racial thing. Oh - by the way - do you have any doggie treats? Huh? Huh? I know you do! Aw, come one - can I PLEASE have one? Huh?"

Comments:
Awwww, I have doggy treats...You need to remind those bad owners that they don't mind when the German/American Festival time comes.

Are you happy now Bill? This thing has really gone to the dogs now....

:-)
 
funny
 
woof
 
"You need to remind those bad owners that they don't mind when the German/American Festival time comes."

Bring a guest (pooches welcome!) and come to da fest.

Beeeer!

Losta Beeeer!

(and lotsa beeeer-soaked doggie treats!)

Ooohh, that Wilma, she's too HOTTT!

Woof!
 
"You need to remind those bad owners that they don't mind when the German/American Festival time comes."

Bring a guest (pooches welcome!) and come to da fest.

Beeeer!

Losta Beeeer!

(and lotsa beeeer-soaked doggie treats!)

Ooohh, that Wilma, she's too HOTTT!

Woof! ;-)
 
http://www.movementexposed.blogspot.com/
A better paraody than you have.
 
noooo way

Subcomandante Bob is much more satirical and funny than that site.

Sides he's Toledo's own satire King that many of us aspire to someday be like.

:-)
 
While I appreciate Lisa's comments, anonymous #72 seems to be unfamiliar with the terms "parody" and "satire."

Look them up on Wikipedia.

They are, however, an interesting look at the "joke" that is the American far right.
 
I think you should offer a prize to whoever ends up being anonymous #100.

Something special....

:-)
 
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