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10/14/2005

Brother Of NSM Leader Markets Anti-Jew Spray

The seventh segment in continuous live coverage of Nazifest 2005

(Toledo, OH) The brother of NSM leader Bill White announced the creation of a new pest control spray.

Called "Jew-Away," the product is designed to emit a pheromone scientifically designed to repel people of Jewish ancestry.

"The test results been real good so far," said the product's creator, Notall White. "Ain't seen a Jew since I started spraying this on me."

White believes that the product's price - $4.99 for a 2-ounce bottle - makes it an easy sell.

"Even if the shit don't exactly work, it's still got a mighty nice smell," he said. "Besides, it ain't gonna break the old bank, if you know what I mean."

Jew-Away has an odor suspiciously akin to cherry-scented car freshener, but White insists that "lots of money been spent on what you call your R and D."

"Hey...wait, I forgot what I was gonna say...oh yeah, it's a great product and all," he said. "My brother Bill says I can tag along and sell some at the rallies, long as I tell everyone my name is Matt Hale. He says ever salesman's gotta have a salesman's name."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 3:13 PM
Comments:
cherry scent - cool
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:52 AM
 
I'll be wearing my moron repellant...
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 7:02 AM
 
If I went?

I'd wear my Mr. Bill T-shirt

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 8:37 AM
 
funny stuff
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:47 PM
 
I wear "Zyk-B's for Women" by Faberge.

Makes Jew's "do tha' twitch!"
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:33 AM
 
where can i get more info?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:04 PM
 
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