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10/07/2005

Dexter Boyz: "Bring It On, Bitch!"

The first segment in continuous live coverage of Nazifest 2005

(Toledo, OH) Members of the local gang Dexter Boyz met with Toledo Tales to express incredulity that a neo-Nazi group would venture into their neighborhood.

"Frankly, sir, I take offense at your suggestion that we are engaging in "gang" activity," said Sheldon Jackson, a spokesperson for the group. "Our society is primarily a fraternal organization designed to promote solidarity and the education of our members."

The National Socialist Movement plans to stage a rally on Dexter Street on October 15 to "bring in local National Socialists from Toledo and the surrounding area in Michigan and Ohio to demonstrate in favor of the National Socialist cause."

Jackson said that claims by the neo-Nazi group are overblown.

"Primarily we serve to fill certain social and familial needs among group members that traditional structures have not provided," he said, checking a 9mm clip for its readiness. "Many of our group have been neglected by their home and community support systems, and turn to a non-traditional form of social organization as a means of survival."

Jackson then began to laugh hysterically.

"I'm sorry man, I can't keep this academic shit up any more," he gasped. "Fuck it. You know if these Nazi motherfuckers actually show up, we gonna bust so many caps in their dumb asses that they will be splattered all over Dexter."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 11:57 AM
Comments:
Re: "... we gonna bust so many caps in their dumb asses that they will be splattered all over Dexter."

So, I'm thinking:

Where's the problem?


Carry on gentlemen...

;-)
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 3:04 PM
 
I'm laughing and I'm thinking....do Nazis have a sense of humor?

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 7:38 PM
 
Listen-

I am tired of your bullshit, Bob. Just because I am dead does not mean I can't come down there and kick...your...ASS.

Just remember that.

Oh, and Heil Hitler and all that.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:53 PM
 
Yikes! I guess that answers that question...

:-)_
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 11:24 AM
 
The issue that the policians and the local media are both missing is that the ever growing gang problem is Toledo. The politicans and the local media are downplaying the problem.
J'Fo and Chief Navarre's assertions that there isn't a gang problem in Toledo is comparable to J. Edgar Hoover (a.k.a. "Mary") saying that there was no mafia problem in the U.S. during his tenure as FBI Director (when in fact there was one).
It seems to me that the local media and the politicians are giving these gangs and free pass and outright coddling them.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:44 PM
 
You, sir, are mistaken.

We are big, we are bad, and we are gonna kick some Nazi ass next week.

By the way, I think your daughter is cute. You think she might want to go to a movie sometime or something?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:03 PM
 
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