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10/21/2005

Nazis Strike Out In Toledo Clubs


(Toledo, OH) Despite freshly-pressed uniforms and shiny boots, members of the National Socialist Movement (NSM) apparently did not fare well in Toledo bars during their visit last week.

Shawna Wilson, 22, of Toledo said that several NSM mambers sat down at a table in Bijou's Saturday night.

"They were all like: 'So, do you Aryan babes come here often,'" she said. "And we were all like: 'What? We don't know anyone named Ariel.'"

Wilson said that she and her friends thought at first that the neo-Nazi bar hoppers were "like Marines, or something," but that they soon found out about Nazi politics.

"They were, like, so totally a bunch of racist pigs," she said. "The one named Mark really needs to do something about the whole bad teeth thingy, too."

Wilson said that the NSM members did not seem to take hints well.

"We were all like: 'Umm...our like, boyfriends are meeting us,' but they wouldn't leave," she said. "We finally told them we were bi-racial, and they got up and left. What a bunch of dorks."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 4:34 PM
Comments:
i thought they were a bunch of gay boys
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:44 PM
 
Au contraire, they are "we will like whoever will take us" boys.

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 10:51 PM
 
I thought that those nazi guys/goys took some sort of a vow or something that they would not fraternize with or attempt to mate outside their own species (sub-humanus cretinus repugnus).

These young ladies ARE clearly human and therefore off limits to them.

silly nazis…
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 12:23 PM
 
stupid nazis
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:53 PM
 
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