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North Toledo Terrorized by New Neighborhood Gang

Local gangstas posing

(Toledo, OH) Residents of Bronson Avenue, already reeling from the arrival of the Dexter Boyz in early July and the riot after a neo-Nazi rally Saturday, received more bad news today.

Calling themselves the “Webeloes,” a tough-looking bunch of delinquents marched down the street, sending neighborhood dogs into frenzy.

“I looked out my window and realized it was time to move,” said Edna Greenbaum, who has lived on the street for 30 years. “Just look at those hooligans!”

Neighbor Sheldon Thompson agreed.

“They run in here talking about selling ‘candy,’” he said. “The police don’t do anything. These drug dealers have complete control of this city.”

“Jay B,” leader of the Dexter Boyz, said the new gang had better be careful.

“They think they bad? We’ll show them who’s motherfucking bad,” he said. “My 9mm gonna show them and their bitch-ass merit badges.”

Toledo Police chief Mike Navarre said that the gang force task unit will be reinstated to meet the new threat.

“We have zero tolerance for lawless gang-bangers,” he said. “This criminal crew is going down. Hard.”

i saw this the first time but it's still funny
Well, you know they say recycling is good for the environment...

With this latest gang addition, I expect that the residents of Bronson St. will be buying hand baskets, as in “This neighborhood is going to Hell in a…”

I hear that these here Webeloes are a real rough bunch too, often starting fires (without matches or lighters) and tricking people by doing good deeds.

They are going to be real trouble, yesiree, real trouble... :-)
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