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10/23/2005

Poll: Toledoans Say "Let Nazis Get Slaughtered Next Time"


(Toledo, OH) A poll of Toledoans shows that 93% of city residents hope that "gangs kick the ever-living shit out of NSM" should the neo-Nazi group return.

Poll respondents also overwhelmingly agreed with the statement that NSM "will likely be slaughtered" should they attempt to stage a rally without police protection.

Toledo bookie Phillip Kozlowski spoke to Toledo Tales about his predictions in a rematch.

"Look, it wouldn't even be close - the Nazis just can't bring enough people to the rallies," he said. "Besides, most of the Nazis were out of shape and kind of wimpy-looking. I wouldn't give 'em five minutes against a hostile crowd."

Kozlowski added that his efforts to handicap a rematch were hampered by what he called the "chickenshit" nature of NSM.

"You know, they turn tail and run when they don't have a couple hundred cops to hide behind," he said. "If the cops don't show, I guarantee you it will be a bloodbath for NSM."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 3:55 PM
Comments:
Dirty, dirty spammer!
# posted by Blogger Subcomandante Bob : 6:01 PM
 
bad bad nazis
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:34 PM
 
""If the cops don't show, I guarantee you it will be a bloodbath for NSM."

I disagree.

I think it would be more of a ShitFest.

Those brown shirts would leave a streak directly out of town with no cops to hide behind.
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 10:23 PM
 
I don't know, that guy on the right...he may not be NSM but he looks like he could be pretty fierce. Especially if somone cut him off on a buffett line....

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 9:40 AM
 
NSM will be back.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:37 PM
 
Lisa,
If he were wearing a kilt to go with that beret and beard, I'd be tempted to ask him wha... ;-)

If you get mah drift, lassie.

And cutting in on him in a buffet line would be suicide, from the looks of things.

Although, I could probably take him, in a belly bucking contest.
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 12:53 PM
 
I don't know HT, he looks like he might know sumo...

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 12:27 AM
 
Is that where they put their hair in a bun, wear a diaoer, and let their ass cheeks hang out?

Bill wins by default, I respectfully decline ;-)
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 7:11 PM
 
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