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10/29/2005

Subcomandante Bob Kidnapped By Neo-Nazi Group

Left: possible suspects in the kidnapping of Subcomandante Bob

(Toledo, OH) Subcomandante Bob, editor of the e-zines Codependent Collegian, Toledo Tales, and National Nitwit, was captured by members of the neo-Nazi group National Socialist Movement (NSM) today.

Terms of the kidnapping were not available at the time of this post, but Subcomandante Bob said in a telephone interview that "somebody better get these fascist bastards what they want before I get medieval on them."

A spokesperson for the group said that the action was taken by NSM in rseponse to a series of "vicious lies" in the guise of satire.

"This dirty Jew bastard is gonna pay," said the unnamed NSM rep.

A collection taken by Billy Pilgrim, rogue editor of the e-zines, netted $3.84 toward the ransom.

"Hey, it's all we had left after beer and Doritos," said Pilgrim. "And let's face it - Bob ain't exactly Patty Hearst, if you know what I mean."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 3:02 AM
Comments:
poor Bob - I have $1.00 left over from Taco Bell
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:36 AM
 
I'll kick in a few bucks to save Bob.

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 3:50 PM
 
I've got some spare change (~37 lbs.).
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 9:17 AM
 
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