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Subcomandante Bob: "Psych Nurses Scarier Than Nazis"

Subcomandante Bob, editor of the e-zines National Nitwit, Toledo Tales, and Codependent Collegian, spoke out today about his stay at an unnamed mental institution.

"Whoa, this place is like a prison camp," he said. "I thought I would be able to lounge around and sleep 18 hours a day, but they crack the whip on you here."

The demented editor said that the hospital's nurses have him pining once again for his freedom.

"These women are ten times scarier than those NSM goofballs," he said, showing off arm bruises from less-than-gentle syringe sticks. "The last one in here poked me fourteen times on my IV."

Bob added that he thought he saw some neo-Nazis on the grounds of the facility.

"The nurses were quick to adjust my Thorazine," he said. "What the hell was I thinking? You know I must have been hallucinating to have been seeing brown shirted NSM members in Northwest Ohio."

nazis are scarier
get well soon
Just listen to the nice nurses and comply with their commands immediately and no one will get hurt.

Understand Bob?

Comply or die, and sooner or later you vill comply...
Bob...you have to pretend to swallow the pills...and say "yes nurse, whatever you say nurse"

Trust me..it's the quickest way out and if they don't move fast enough? You have pills stockpiled to drug them to make your escape.

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