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10/16/2005

Subcomandante Bob: "There Is Nothing Funny In Toledo Today"

Left: Subcomandante Bob, feeling depressed about Toledo

(Toledo, OH) The editor of a satirical website in Toledo decried the "absolute dearth" of anything worth parodying today.

"This totally sucks," said Subcomandante Bob, kicking a tin can in his backyard. "It might be days before someone does something stupid and hilarious enough to get people laughing again."

The editor likened this current drought to the humorless weeks after the 9/11 attacks.

"Nobody cracked a joke for like, three weeks," he said. "Even the hardcore leftists wanted to bomb the ever-living shit out of something."

Bob said that he had no predictions on how long the mourning period will last.

"This could go on for some time," he said. "I may have to get a job bussing tables or something until the humor business picks up again."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 9:06 PM
Comments:
sad but true
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:15 PM
 
Snap out of it S.B., things always pick up.

Remember it IS an election year, how long before stupid politician tricks start breaking out all over.

Comedy was in abundance last night at the Valentine theater; The Capitol Steps were in town.

They opened with a bit on what happened in Toledo the previous day.

And, before the end of the show, they gave Toledo a heartfelt thanks for their good fortune, and said that if we could arrange something as big as that every time the came to town, they would be forever grateful.

It helped us get our minds off of the colective stupidity demonstrated recently and gave us MANY yuks ;-)
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 9:49 AM
 
There is always something funny in Toledo Bob...

You!

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 1:18 PM
 
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