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Welcoming Committee Formed To Greet Nazis

The third segment in continuous live coverage of Nazifest 2005

Left: group gets ready to welcome NSM

(Toledo, OH) Residents on Bronson and Dexter Streets began to prepare for the arrival of the neo-Nazi group National Socialist Movement (NSM) today.

Civic groups formed an ad hoc committee to handle preparations for the festivities.

"We are so looking forward to the arrival of our out-of-town guests," said Sheldon Jackson, spokesperson for the committee. "We are just starting to bake some cookies and cupcakes for our friends."

Jackson said that the group was thinking of decorating the parade route.

"Oh my, we want to get some red-and-black bunting, and some of those frilly papier mache swastikas," he said. "We may also be able to get a marching band to play 'Horst Wessel Lied.'"

The group's main purpose, said Jackson, was to ensure the health and safety of their guests.

"We want to put Toledo in the best possible light," he said. "We want the world to know what a first-class tourist destination Toledo is. Oh, and we also want to bust a 9 mm cap in every single one of their racist asses, too."

where are the cookies and cupcakes?
I don't think they are going to have any baked goods after all.
You need to make sure that Sheldon doesn't use any nuts while baking, some of the NSM members could be allergic. I'd also suggest some healthy snacks. After all, they do have to watch their figures.

Tell me more about these cookies.

I already know about the nuts; they'll be parading and sppechifying anr running their fat mouths.

I'm really interested in the cookies though (not dough).

Chocolate chunk cookies, mmmmmmm!

you will see Saturday
We will see what?

What spineless vermin the members of NSM are?

Or what mama's boys and girls they are?
Fine, don't come crying to me when you guys break out in hives from nuts or can't fit into your shirts anymore because you stuffed yourselves with baked goods.

wait till saturday
OK, Mr. Anonymous # 43.
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