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Toledo Does Not Get Ready For Nazis Who Aren't Returning

(Toledo, OH) Despite rumors of a return visit by the neo-Nazi group NSM this weekend, Toledoans are busy not preparing for a confrontation.

"Since they're not coming, there's nothing to worry about, right?" asked Madison Kilhagen. "I mean, they're not coming right?"

Police command officers are mum, but street level officers believe something is definitely not happening.

"There are an awful lot of officers scheduled to work this non-event Saturday," said an anonymous officer. "We are definitely gearing up for a non-busy day, and there will be many officers in the North End, where things are not supposed to happen."

City officials agree that nothing is happening.

"We completely agree that nothing is going on," said one administration official. "In fact, there's so little going on that my Monday-Friday supervisor is working Saturday just to make sure that nothing happens."

No way is nothing not going to happen.

Not gonna not happen.
what is not coming?
Look! There they aren't!
I do not know, nor do I not understand what you are not talking about.

What time is what's not happening not supposed to not take place anyway?

It's anyone's guess right now, but they seem to be gathering at a known center of activity.


That is, those people who aren't doing anything.
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