Toledo Tales

Left: A man not named Frantz interviews a guest

(Toledo, OH) Embattled program director Brian Wilson publicly denied rumors that a radio personality named Bob Frantz ever worked there.

"Let's see...Frantz, Frantz....nope, the name doesn't ring a bell," he said, checking a list of Clear Channel employees. "Are you sure that you have the right station?"

Wilson said that the station has been inundated with emails and phone calls from listeners.

"It's the craziest thing," he said. "It's like the entire community ate a bunch of 'shrooms or something. There can be no other explanation for this mass delusion."

The problem, Wilson believes, revolved around some recent personnel changes at WSPD.

"I think that people have been very focused on France, the country, what with the French ditching us in the whole Iraq war and the recent riots over there," he said. "Let's just leave it at that, since there is obviously no one here by that name. Say, have I told you about my bass boat yet?"