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12/08/2005

Dexter Boyz Discuss Plans For Nazi Rally

The tenth segment in continuous live coverage of Nazifest 2005

(Toledo, OH) Members of the local gang Dexter Boyz met with Toledo Tales to express incredulity that a neo-Nazi group might venture back into their neighborhood this Saturday when they return to the Glass City.

"Frankly, sir, I take offense at your suggestion that we are engaging in "gang" activity," said Sheldon Jackson, a spokesperson for the group. "Our society is primarily a fraternal organization designed to promote solidarity and the education of our members."

The National Socialist Movement plans to stage a rally in downtown Toledo on December 10 to "bring in local National Socialists from Toledo and the surrounding area in Michigan and Ohio to stand up against gang activity."

Jackson said that claims by the neo-Nazi group are overblown.

"Primarily we serve to fill certain social and familial needs among group members that traditional structures have not provided," he said, checking a 9mm clip for its readiness. "Many of our group have been neglected by their home and community support systems, and turn to a non-traditional form of social organization as a means of survival."

Jackson then began to laugh hysterically.

"I'm sorry man, I can't keep this academic shit up any more," he gasped. "Fuck it. You know if these Nazi motherfuckers actually show up in this hood, we gonna bust so many caps in their dumb asses that they will be splattered all over Dexter."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 5:51 PM
Comments:
NSM will destroy the Dexter Boyz.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:36 PM
 
AIEEEET!
Bring it on, bitch!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:07 PM
 
Done showed the NSM last time who runz the streetz.
Bitchz get Stitchz, an no po po going to stop us neithar.
Fake azz NSM pink Azz Bill White going to get blazted by the DXTR Boyz in Da Hoodz.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:43 PM
 
Are you any relations to Jim Jackson? If so, would you and the Dexter Boyz be interested in some free riverfront property and $300,000 to develop it ;-)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:07 PM
 
Speaking of riverfront property ...

Howze that commin along?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:50 AM
 
I'd like to thank the Dexter Boyz, the Bloods, the Crips, and all of the other local gangs for your endorsements. If I were elected, you know I'd serve you well (heck, I let you guys get away with murder for four years).
As far as the Steam Plant is concerned, well.um..um..that Carty's problem now. I expect Jimmy Jackson and Dave Ball to be asking for mo money soon. I did enjoy that $300,000 kickback from them, though.
Remember, TOLEDO WORKS.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:13 PM
 
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