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12/02/2005

Father Of NSM's Bill White "Very Disappointed"

The first segment in continuous live coverage of Nazifest 2005 Mach 2

(Toledo, OH) In an interview with Toledo Tales, the father of National Socialist Movement commander Bill White spoke out for the first time about his son.

"We just don't know where we went wrong," said Melvin White, 67. "He always had the best of everything, but he has turned his back on his family and his people."

The elder White said that he began to "notice a change" in Bill when the Nazi leader was a teenager.

"He stopped socializing with us at about 14, but we figured it was just a phase," he said. "It really hurts when I have to introduce him to friends as my 'mother-fucking, piece-of-shit, racist son.'"

Melvin White looked down.

"I worry that there is never going to be atime when we will patch things up," he said. "Son, please come home."

The return of the neo-Nazi group NSM to Toledo on December 10 gives Subcomandante Bob the opportunity to rerun a few of the funnier articles from the October visit. In addition, Bob can now use this opportunity to spend more time with one of his favorite pursuits: PONG.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 9:45 AM
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That Bill White looks nothing like his daddy.

Must have been a randy milkman
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:10 PM
 
Do you think that he suffers from Michael Jackson's Syndrome?

Or is it all just one gigantic whitewash?
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 8:55 PM
 
Dat boy done somtin and it screwed up his life.

I jes can't put my finger on it...


Dat boy done brought me a lot of heartache.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:59 PM
 
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