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12/24/2005

Happy Holidays From Subcomandante Bob - You Licentious Reprobates!


(Toledo, OH) If Bob were not passed out right now, he would be trying to cadge a couple of bucks from you.

Since he is, indeed, drunk beyond comprehension, we will offer you holiday greetings.

May your holiday season not involve DUIs, groping your hot cousin in the garage, or a visit by the Department of Homeland Security.

Unless you actually enjoy body cavity searches. In that case, you are a really sick person, and you should be writing for this e-zine.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 7:48 PM
Comments:
Merry Christmas...cut the Happy Holidays c**p out.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:19 PM
 
As I explained to my youngest earlier...Happy Holidays stems from Happy Holy Day so those that select "happy holidays" are actually being even more religious than those who say "Merry Christmas"

:-)
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 12:47 AM
 
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