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McCloskey Makes His Move

Left: Bob McCloskey with unnamed associate

(Toledo, OH) City councilperson Bob McCloskey lashed out Monday against critics who believe he is not qualified to run for council president.

"What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how?" McCloskey demanded. "I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

McCloskey took swipes at the Toledo Blade, which he feels has been engaging in a political vendetta against him.

"What the fuck are you doing?" he asked rhetorically. "You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending death!"

The would-be council president recounted a meeting with Don Lichtenwald, boss of Teamsters Local 20.

"He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy," said McCloskey. "I said, 'All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother.'"

It's still just Toledo - a place where the most celebrated things are Tony Packo and Jamie Farr.


"We hit a deer and his paw or what do ya call it? (The paw..) The paw.. (The hoof.)
The hoof got caught in that grill and I gotta, I gotta hack it off. (Oo.) Hey, ma, it's a sin. You can't leave it there, you know."
I want everyone to keep in mind that the above Bob McCloskey post is NOT Bob McCloskey. It is a fake. To the person who left that post, I wouldn't want Bob to accuse you identity theft.
Very true.

I am not sure Bob even reads, let alone possesses the ability to write.
Now you've ruined that movie for me...sigh...
Bob really looks good in that picture.

He's fully upright and with his knuckles well above the grould/floor.

Oh no, it's an imposter!
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