Toledo Tales

The eleventh segment in continuous live coverage of Nazifest 2005 Mach 2

(Toledo, OH) Thursday's storm spawned snow showers across the southern Great Lakes and into the Ohio Valley, with several areas reporting anywhere from 5 to 9 inches of snow accumulation.

Bill White, spokesperson for the National Socialist Movement (NSM), blamed city leaders for the snowfall.

"It is clear that the spineless Toledo officials will stop at nothing to prevent our message from being heard," said White. "Now they have conspired with the federal government to manipulate Candian weather patterns so as to force us to consider cancelling our rally."

White, while declining to offer proof to substantiate his claims, blasted what he called a "culture of climatological corruption" in local government.

"From the white man to the white snow, the multiculturalists in this city know how to put down 'whitey' to serve their nefarious purposes," White said. "They know very well that NSM members from places like Minnesota and New York are not prepared for weather like this, and we demand that the city end this precipitatory repression."

White said NSM remains undaunted.

"We will return to Toledo to spread our message," he said. "That is, of course, unless the city conspires to make it rain when we come back. Rain really sucks, because many of our members don't like the feeling of water on the layers of grime they so lovingly cultivate."