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Snowstorm Blankets Region; Bill White Blames City

The eleventh segment in continuous live coverage of Nazifest 2005 Mach 2

(Toledo, OH) Thursday's storm spawned snow showers across the southern Great Lakes and into the Ohio Valley, with several areas reporting anywhere from 5 to 9 inches of snow accumulation.

Bill White, spokesperson for the National Socialist Movement (NSM), blamed city leaders for the snowfall.

"It is clear that the spineless Toledo officials will stop at nothing to prevent our message from being heard," said White. "Now they have conspired with the federal government to manipulate Candian weather patterns so as to force us to consider cancelling our rally."

White, while declining to offer proof to substantiate his claims, blasted what he called a "culture of climatological corruption" in local government.

"From the white man to the white snow, the multiculturalists in this city know how to put down 'whitey' to serve their nefarious purposes," White said. "They know very well that NSM members from places like Minnesota and New York are not prepared for weather like this, and we demand that the city end this precipitatory repression."

White said NSM remains undaunted.

"We will return to Toledo to spread our message," he said. "That is, of course, unless the city conspires to make it rain when we come back. Rain really sucks, because many of our members don't like the feeling of water on the layers of grime they so lovingly cultivate."

Ain't that the truth.
In a related story, Bill White has cited the recent snowstorm as a "blessing from God" and a sign that the Almighty does indeed smile on the NSM.

"This heavenly "blanket of white" that now covers Toledo is a true sign that God the Almighty wants no black or brown to be visibly present in this city or on the earth," he said in a statement.

"We will continue to do God's will and make it so."
Obviously Bill White does not have much experience with snow.

Just like his fantasies of a "white" only world? It quickly turns from white to brown, and even yellow at times.

Especially right about where billie boy stands ;-)
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