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12/06/2005

Sun Rises; Bill White Takes Credit

The sixth segment in continuous live coverage of Nazifest 2005 Mach 2

(Roanoke, VA) Fresh from his stunning victories in forcing Toledo Mayor Jack Ford to lose an election, as well as his ability to force the firing of Toledo Police chief Mike Navarre, the National Socialist Movement's (NSM) Bill White claimed even loftier successes today.

"Yea, the bright ball of fire that climbs high in the sky is my work," said White. "Were it not for my threat to hold NSM rallies far in the East, the gods would never have given up this orb of life."

White, whose group will be holding a rally in Toledo this weekend, said that there are no limits to his prowess.

"The heavens part and the gods tremble before me," he said. "Oh, and I am something else wit da ladies, too."

White attributed his powers to his heritage.

"I am cut from the finest Aryan cloth, the very stuff of Norse gods," he said. "Oh, and my parents had a lot of money. You just can't beat being a trust fund baby."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 8:25 PM
Comments:
What an ass that Bill White is.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:43 PM
 
IF people insist on demonstrating during Bill's visit, please consider showing ole Bill the full moon; lots of them...
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 7:13 AM
 
Terrific idea, Hooda. Now if we can get 200 protesters to simultaneously bare their asses at White.
# posted by Blogger Subcomandante Bob : 10:18 AM
 
Bill White is the stuff of monkey ass.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:07 AM
 
I gotta tell ya - it's going to be mighty cold out there - but 200 bare butts winking at Bill White is something I would pay to see!

Bob - you rock!
# posted by Blogger Nikki : 4:44 PM
 
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