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Visiting Nazis Strike Out In Toledo Clubs

The thirteenth segment in continuous live coverage of Nazifest 2005 Mach 2

(Toledo, OH) Despite freshly-pressed uniforms and shiny boots, members of the National Socialist Movement (NSM) apparently did not fare well in Toledo bars last night.

Shawna Wilson, 22, of Toledo said that several NSM mambers sat down at a table in Bijou's Saturday night.

"They were all like: 'So, do you Aryan babes come here often,'" she said. "And we were all like: 'What? We don't know anyone named Ariel.'"

Wilson said that she and her friends thought at first that the neo-Nazi bar hoppers were "like Marines, or something," but that they soon found out about Nazi politics.

"They were, like, so totally a bunch of racist pigs," she said. "The one named Mark really needs to do something about the whole bad teeth thingy, too."

Wilson said that the NSM members did not seem to take hints well.

"We were all like: 'Umm...our like, boyfriends are meeting us,' but they wouldn't leave," she said. "We finally told them we were bi-racial, and they got up and left. What a bunch of dorks."

Now that I've stopped laughing long enough to breathe, I believe I'm going to nominate you for some sort of award for your "coverage" of those pricks.
I'd like to second that!
Nothing is Fucking funny About these sluts being Nigger Fuckers.
dumb brainwashed broads out looking for smelly, disgusting nigger schlong. Any white girl who does a nigger should be shot.
Yeah you all look like a bunch of Nigger loving whores. To the one in the middle, lose weight you fat hog.
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