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Apathetic Store Clerk Annoyed By Customers

(Toledo, OH) Life in retail is taking its toll on Melissa Gordon, a clerk at Westfield Franklin Park's Marshall Field's.

"I can't have a conversation with anyone without some idiot walking in here wanting service," said Gordon. "They can see I am on my cellphone, but they'll walk right up and start yapping, even when I try to shoo them off. One of these dimwits actually followed me into the stockroom last week when I tried to ditch her. God!"

Gordon believes that she is some sort of "loser magnet."

"I swear to God these helpless morons have some sort of homing devices that lead them to me," she said, putting on a fresh coat of nail protector. "Do I have the words "Information Desk" on my forehead or something? Fuck, here comes another one."

Gordon said the low pay has something to do with her poor outlook, but is not the only factor for her malaise.

"The clothing is boring, my coworkers are backstabbing bitches, and the managers are fucking Nazis," she said. "Anything else, asshole?"

I know a few clerks like that
Hey Bob, you got any naked pictures of the clerk in question? Or maybe her
phone number? There are a couple of NimRhoids who live in Toledo who aren't stalking anyone at this moment who'd like either or.

Melissa sounds to me like she IS management, Miss Management...
actually had an experience like that at a BP off the Ohio Turnpike north of Akron the other night. They had a Subway inside, I casually asked if it was open or not, and the guy was like "yeah, hold on a minute"

about 2 minutes later, some girl comes out of nowhere to make the food, immediately starts slamming EVERYTHING around, won't even look at me. she feels as though throwing the lids off the food and creating as much noise as possible will make her life easier and make the bill collectors stop calling.

class a winners
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