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1/19/2006

Subcomandante Bob To Convert To Judaism

(Toledo, OH) Citing a "spitirual awakening" and an "unhealthy desire to rile up Nazis," enigmatic e-zine editor Subcomandante Bob announced that he will convert to Judaism.

"Yeah, I used to really dig Charlton Heston as Moses when I was a kid," he said. "Plus that Manischewitz makes a kick-ass, low-buck wine."

Another of the reasons, according to Bob, that Judaism held such appeal to him related to culinary matters.

"I really enjoy a good Gefilte fish," he admitted. "When I was a kid I used to sneak into the basement of the local synagogue, don a yarmulka, and pig out on that stuff."

One of the most important factors in conversion, though, was political.

"I want to join that Zionist-Occupied Governemnt (ZOG) I here so much about," said the Subcomandante. "It seems like those fellows have a really good deal going, and I want to get in on some of that tyrannical action."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 2:02 PM
Comments:
We knew you were a dirty kike.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:24 PM
 
Hi Bill. How's Roanoke?
# posted by Blogger Subcomandante Bob : 6:48 PM
 
Fuck you Bob. I'm going to come to Ohio and sodomize you, you greasy Joo!
# posted by Blogger bill white : 6:12 AM
 
Bob,
"...pig out on that stuff."

Bad choice of words Bob...

Consider revising.
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 8:38 PM
 
I almost forgot...

Shalom ;-)
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 8:39 PM
 
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