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Szollosi To Try Out New Disguises

(Toledo, OH) City councilman Frank Szollosi, outed by Carty-party operative Don Burnard as the ghostwriter Johnyy Hildo, announced that he will have to don a new persona for the local political column.

"Yeah, it's too bad, but Hildo was kind of a dumb idea anyways," said Szollosi. "I am leaning towards 'Ed Grimley' for the next column."

Burnard, who is also a rep for the local electricians union, said that Szollosi's move will not go unnoticed.

"Give us two, three weeks tops, and we will figure out that 'Ed Grimley' merely took the place of 'Johnyy Hildo,'" he said. "We've got some sharp folks at the local who watch this kind of stuff."

In related news, Teamsters Local 20 boss Bill Lichtenwald denied rumors that he once appeared on Saturday Night Live as Bill Swerski, of "Super Fans" fame.

Left: Teamsters Local 20 boss Bill "The Don" Lichtenwald

Left: "Super Fan" Bill Swerski, world's biggest fan of "Da Bears"

Uncanny resemblance. No doubt that Lichtenwald is a Swerski.
So Frank So Lousy is trying to disguise himself as me. That's just wrong, I must say. Give me a break. Like he can be a cool as I am, or be as good at Wheel of Fortune as I am. Can he play a triangle? Like Frank is doomed as doomed can be, I must say.
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