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1/01/2006

Toledo Blade Crashes Noe New Year's Eve Bash

By JJ, Toledo Tales staff writer

(Tavernier, FL) In its ongoing coverage of Tom Noe's holiday festivities, the Toledo Blade contacted sources who attended Tom Noe's New Year's party at his home in the Florida Keys.

"It was a blast," one source recounted, "Tom did magic tricks. He is quite good at the disappearing coin trick."

Another source added that Noe was quite the party host.

"Tom was the life of the party," he said. "He was was walking around with a magnifying glass and appraising the guest's spare change. Heck, I didn't know that the old penny in my purse was worth $10.00."

Things got ugly when one guest, a man suspected by Noe to be a spy from the Toledo Blade, said to Tom "a penny for your thoughts."

"Get out you stupid motherfucker," roared Noe to the surprise of party guests. "I know that John Robinson Block sent you here. Go back to Pittsburgh and tell him to go fuck himself."

After the rude guest was escorted out, the party resumed.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 7:53 PM
Comments:
When Tom Noe did the disappearing coin trick, where did the coin reappear? In Tom's pocket?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:46 AM
 
Was Bob Taft at the party?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:36 PM
 
Was Bob Taft at the party?

Yeppers! In Noe's pocket with the coins in HIS (Taft's) pocket.

Some trick...
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:53 PM
 
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