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1/03/2006

Toledoan Angry About Quality And Availability Of Weed


(Toledo, OH) 2005 was a difficult year for Nathan "Nappy" Jazubowski, as he lost seven jobs, got dumped by four girlfriends, and had three engines sieze up in the past 12 months.

What really irks the Toledo native, though, is the dope situation in Toledo.

"It pretty much has sucked ass in terms of herb all year long," said Jazubowski, scrounging for previously-overlooked weed flakes on his car's front seat. "When there is shit available, it has sucked, and when there is no shit available, well, that really sucks."

Jazubowski also decried the decline in reputable dealers.

"Between major busts by the cops and the overall low supplies, a lot of my good sources have disappeared," he said, tossing a few specks of weed in a blunt. "The lowlifes that are left have been cutting the ganja with all sorts of nasty stuff, like philodendron leaves and dried cabbage. It's been months since any Culican or Hawaiian found its way around here."

The pot afficianado hopes that 2006 portends an improvement in matters marijuanal.

"Yeah, the doobage scene definitely needs to get better in Toledo," he said, adding that he was investigating possibilities of bussing tables in Boca Raton, FL. "I sure as hell don't want to see another year spent smoking ditchweed."

Comments:
Nappy, GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Nappy,

Think hydroponics.

And, lose the hair ribbon...
 
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