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2/22/2006

Area Man Last Person To Hear About Toledo Terrorists


(Toledo, OH) Local bowling afficianado Nathan "Nappy" Jazubowski was surprised to hear that three local men were indicted on charges that they planned to attack US troops in Iraq.

"Whoa - that's some heavy shit," remarked Jazubowski. "I think we should go over there and bomb the hell out of those countries, maybe nuke 'em."

Jazubowski, who acknowledged that he "really doesn't follow politics and all that," found the idea of local terrorists disturbing.

"It's like, the guy in the lane next to me trying to pick up a 6-7 split might be a terrorist," he mused. "That kind of creeps me out, you know what I mean?"

The Toledo resident said that he will be more vigilant in the future.

"Oh yeah, I'll be watching out for terrorists, no doubt," said Jazubowski. "I'm thinking about getting a security camera for my back door." brrreeeport krugle


# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 8:15 AM
Comments:
Nappy's pretty cool.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:16 PM
 
yeah, he's pretty cool.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:43 PM
 
Wait, how did you get a picture of my brother? I don't think he gave you permission. Well, he is pretty cool, in a feminine way.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:49 PM
 
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