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2/10/2006

Toledoan Who Looks Like Harrison Ford Says "Chicks Fall For It Every Time"


(Toledo, OH) Harvey Miller has been a fan of Star Wars since the release of the first film, and he has an added reason for the series to continue.

"People tell me all the time that I am a dead ringer for Harrison Ford," he said, waving a plastic light saber. "Believe you me, it has some hidden benefits."

Miller said that "at least three times" he has been approached in bars by fans of Han Solo.

"Two of them were pretty hot, and let me say we later toured the universe," he smiled. "The third time, though, was a little weird, as some dude made suggestions about the use of the light saber that I am pretty sure would void the warranty."

He was participating at a "Celebrity Lookalike" how at a local retirement home when his fans got a liitle wild.

"I had 60- and 70- year old ladies with all sorts of freaky propositions," he said. "But since it was a dry spell for me, I had to take a few of them up on it; I hate to say this, but let's just say teeth are overrated."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 8:57 AM
Comments:
Ah, feathered hair. Keep the faith, look-alike guy.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:32 PM
 
Harrison Fraud said:

"Two of them were pretty hot, and let me say we later toured the universe," he smiled. "The third time, though, was a little weird, as some dude made suggestions about the use of the light saber that I am pretty sure would void the warranty."

What Mr. Fraud failed to mention was that all three were guys...
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 12:27 PM
 
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