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3/14/2006

Picture Of Pope Performs Miracle, Claims Local Bowler

(Toledo, OH) Local bowling afficianado Nathan "Nappy" Jazubowski said that a recent gathering of he and "some buds" turned into a spiritual moment, as a print of the late Pope John Paul II may have performed a miracle.

"It was something from beyond the grave," intoned Jazubowski. "I swear to God those same three joints stayed on the table all night, no matter how much we blazed up. It had to be the Pope."

Jazubowski said that he stuffed the Philly blunts about 7:00 PM, but the pot was still there at 4:00 AM when he bid adieu to his guests.

"It's like the loaves and fishes, except with dope," he said. "There is no way that my bogarting, weed-stealing homies could not have smoked everything up, since they even go out of their way to pick bud shake out of the carpet."

Left: Righteous picture of Pope John Paul II that performed a miracle

Jazubowski said that he got the small print at a garage sale in North Toledo.

"I stopped in at this old lady's sale hoping I could find a decent pair of used bowling shoes," he said. "Then I saw the Pope staring at me. At first I thought I was just tripping, but now I think that God was directing me to the picture."

The miracle has renewed Jazubowski's interest in attending Mass more regularly.

"True dat, mon," he said. "You can bet I'll be at 4:00 Mass on Saturday. If the Pope can pull off shit like this, imagine what he might do if I went to church once in a while?"

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 10:45 AM
Comments:
I'll bet if he is TRULY in appreciation of the miracle, then let him flip his keyboard over and shake the begeezus out of that for a bong hit or two!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:03 PM
 
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