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3/06/2006

Toledoan Finds Water Bottle Has Magic Properties


(Toledo, OH) Martin Hollander says he is not one to be taken in by quackery, but an Aquafina bottle in his possession might just be more than a chunk of molded plastic.

"Ever since I bought this bottle of Aquafina at Seven-11, my life has changed," he said, displaying the bottle with the purported magical powers. "For instance, 5 minutes after I bought it, I made every light on the way to work."

Hollander said that the good fortune continued throughout that first week.

"I got a call from a guy who said he could fix my leaky roof for a good price," he said. "Then I saw this ad for a closet organizer that really spruced up my bedroom. I owe it all to this Aquafina bottle."

Hollander added that he has taken to refilling the bottle ever time he needs good luck, and puts the refilled bottle in the refrigerator to get the water "Seven-11 cold."

"I can't wait to have it next to me the next time I buy some lottery scratch-offs," he said. "I just know I am going to win some money if I can position it near the tickets."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 3:18 PM
Comments:
Martin refills the Aquafina bottle with Toledo tap water.

Funny, I drink Toledo tap water all the time and I don't feel lucky...
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 7:53 PM
 
Probably your water main doesn't come through good ol' East Toledo and North Toledo. Boy does that water sure taste good. Remember a North Toledoan is just an East Toledoan that can swim. You can't scare me I went to woodard and grew up near tree-tirty-tree ellum street, down from lagrinka. WOOT!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:53 PM
 
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