4/25/2006
All 17 People Watching GOP Commissioner Debate Fall Asleep
Left: A dull affair
(Toledo, OH) Toledo City Councilman George Sarantou and Sylvania School Board member Pam Haynam, who engaged in a televised debate tonight, failed to sway any of the seventeen viewers to their respective sides.
In fact, none of the viewers managed to stay awake during the debate.
"z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z," said Martin Kelleher of Sylvania. "Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z, z-z-z-z-z."
Jessica Wilson of Perrysburg was less critical of the participants.
"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-ph," she said. "N-g-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m, m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-z-z-z."
Jared Helmunth of Toledo, 9, was appreciative of the fact that the GOP debate was such a snoozer.
"Now that Dad has zonked out, I can put on the Simpsons," he said. "Rock da house!"
(Toledo, OH) Toledo City Councilman George Sarantou and Sylvania School Board member Pam Haynam, who engaged in a televised debate tonight, failed to sway any of the seventeen viewers to their respective sides.
In fact, none of the viewers managed to stay awake during the debate.
"z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z," said Martin Kelleher of Sylvania. "Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z, z-z-z-z-z."
Jessica Wilson of Perrysburg was less critical of the participants.
"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-ph," she said. "N-g-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m, m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-z-z-z."
Jared Helmunth of Toledo, 9, was appreciative of the fact that the GOP debate was such a snoozer.
"Now that Dad has zonked out, I can put on the Simpsons," he said. "Rock da house!"