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4/23/2006

Man Named Ed Tired of Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

Left: Mad as hell

(Toledo, OH) Ed Lammers says that he is an "easygoing, reasonable guy," but he has reached his limit as the butt of jokes.

"All of those Cialis and Viagra ads use the letters "E.D." to describe impotence," he said. "And every moron I run into has to make a crack about my name: "Hey, E-D! Still limp?" or some stupid shit like that. It's gotta stop."

Lammers said the breaking point came recently at Mass.

"I was receiving Communion, and the priest said: "The body of Christ, E-D," and chuckled as he gave me the wafer," he said. "If he wasn't a priest I swear to God I would have kicked his ass right there and then."

The worst part, according to Lammers, is the reaction from his children.

'We'll be watching TV and one of those stupid ads will come on, and I can see the kids busting a gut to try and keep from laughing," he said. "Then I'll yell something like: "Go ahead, laugh!" and then they look down, ashamed. This shit is breaking apart my family."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 10:00 AM
Comments:
HA-HA!!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:25 PM
 
E.D., (Do you have any firm objection to being called E.D.?

You're overly sensitive and paranoid.

Stand up firm and straight and admit it.

Get over yourself, be of firm will, and press on despite any perceived softness or resistance.

And keep a stiff upper..., err... lip.
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 9:14 PM
 
I would be pissed off too.
But if you forget about your family while you are upset, you may lose them.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:00 PM
 
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