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4/27/2006

McCloskey to Begin New Career of Corruption in Private Sector

Left: The Bulldog to next try fleecing corporate Toledo

(Toledo, OH) Toledo city councilman Bob McCloskey, who announced his resignation yesterday, told Toledo Tales that he intends to pursue new graft opportunities in the corporate world.

"I've done pretty well fleecing every company that sought to do business with the city," he said. "Just imagine how much more cash I can skim when I am closer to the sources!"

McCloskey, who faces multiple charges of extortion and bribery, said that he is not worried about his upcoming court dates.

"Listen - you show me an honest judge and I'll show you one who's never really been tempted," he said. "You just have to find out his price."

The key to success in private graft, said McCloskey, is stylistic in nature.

"You can't just put the direct squeeze on somebody, like we do in the City or in the Mob," he said. "You gotta finesse 'em a little bit, and at least kiss 'em before they get the shaft."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 7:14 PM
Comments:
A kiss from Bobby Boy, hooeee ;-(
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 10:01 PM
 
I'm sure that Bob McCloskey will be consulting with other corrupt individuals in the private sector (i.e. Ken Lay, Bernie Ebbers, Marty Frankel, etc.) before beginning his new career.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:36 PM
 
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