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4/21/2006

McCloskey to Grab Every Nickel He Can on Way to Slammer

Left: Get while the getting is good

(Toledo, OH) Toledo city councilman Bob McCloskey, under indictment for bribery charges and now the focus of a federal sting operation, told Toledo Tales that he is a man on a mission.

"Simply put - I'm going to get my hairy paws on every piece of graft and corruption I can while I am still close to the action," he said. "There's an awful lot of green to be grabbed."

McCloskey said that "the clock is ticking" on his cash-snagging opportunities.

"Listen, brother - I could get sent to the big house at any time," he said. "I am going to fill the old wheelbarrow with as much moolah as I can stuff in it and bury it in the backyard."

The embattled city councilman saw no ethical problems with his strategy.

"Look - people want to give, and I want to receive. It's a mariage made in heaven," he said. "Can I have my fifty bucks for this interview now?"

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 9:47 AM
Comments:
The only reason this isn't funny is that it is almost entirely true.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:12 PM
 
Looks Like Con Dough Carty and Tom Noe are going to be Billboard Bob's cellmates.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:57 PM
 
I hope that that motherf****r McCrookskey is impeached and goes to prison for all of the scams that he's pulled. If the allegations are true (about the videotape of McCrooksky accepting the $3,000 bribe), the City of Toledo should also force him to pay for his legal bills for his civil case. I, AS A TAXPAYER, RESENT HAVING TO PAY FOR THAT MOTHERF****R'S LEGAL BILLS. We could have more cops on the streets, more firemen, more filled potholes, but no...our money has to be used on that A**hole.

Sorry, Bob, I have to rant.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:34 PM
 
Way to go Bob. . .
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 1:38 AM
 
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