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Local Crackhead Miffed About Rise in Meth Addiction

Left: Local resident "Tweaky"

(Toledo, OH) Local crack cocaine afficianado "Tweaky" Williams spoke to Toledo Tales reporters today about the unprecedented increase in crystal meth addicts in Toledo.

"Most of the good crack dealers are chasing after the meth-heads, since they haven't bottomed out yet like crackheads," he said. "Who would you prefer to cater to, a zoned-out crackhead who hasn't worked in two years or a meth freak who just got paid?"

Tweaky said that the result for crackheads is a decrease in supply.

"Used to be a guy could make a call and your man would be there in ten minutes tops," he said, shaking his head. "Now it's like: "Well, maybe I can make it tomorrow morning." Ummm, excuse me? I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TILL TOMORROW MORNING!"

Pausing to pick at something white on the ground, Tweaky apologized for his outburst.

"I'm sorry man, I'm a little on edge today," he admitted. "I might have to switch drugs just to get a little love from the dealers. It's pretty bad when loyalty doesn't mean anything to businessmen anymore."Barry Bonds Lost Macbook Clay Aiken

Yes, the free market economy is a harsh mistress.
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