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7/27/2006

Gas Price Hikes Affecting Toledo-Area Hookers

Hooker soliciting a john (Toledo, OH) The recent spikes in gas prices have adversely affected an unlikely demographic - Toledo's streetwalkers.

One local hooker, "Candy," expressed her unhappiness with the rise in crude oil prices that precipitated the current gas crunch.

"Yeah, so I was going down on this dude in his car the other day, and all of a sudden he turns off the A/C," she said, touching up her lipstick. "I'm like, 'what the fuck, it's 95 degrees in the shade!' Cheap bastard wanted to save gas."

Candy also described the effects that reduced income had on her clientele.

"This one regular named Jimmy shows up on his kid's ten-speed and wants me to get on the handlebars," she said, popping her gum. "What a moron."

The veteran hooker said that business negotiations have also been impacted.

"This one dude is like, 'all I got is fifteen bucks,'" she said, smoothing out her miniskirt. "He said he spent it all at the gas station. I told him to go buy himself a bottle of hand lotion and fuck himself."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 8:57 PM
Comments:
Well, if gas prices go high enough, Candy and her friends will see a lot more "street walkers."
# posted by Blogger Mike Driehorst : 11:31 AM
 
I've never seen a white hooker in Toledo.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:30 PM
 
To see the white hookers, you hafta go Downnnnn Townnnnn...
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 7:38 PM
 
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