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Local Vegan Secretly Devours Vienna Sausage Cans

Vegan who is a closet carnivoreLeft: Closet processed meat lover Erickson

(Toledo, OH) Brittany Erickson has been a vegan for "a couple of years," but admits that she occasionally binges on a most unusual food choice.

"I just can't stop eating those little Vienna sausages," she admitted in an interview with Toledo Tales reporters. "If I see a can at a Mini-Mart, I am so screwed, because I will eat them until I puke."

Erickson sad that she feels "really dirty" after scarfing cans of the canned links.

"I have to go in the shower and scrub myself - hard. Then I gargle with mouthwash to get the taste out," she acknowledged. "Still, I really crave something about those musky, salty sausages, and I need help."

Vienna sausages Left: Deceptively addictive, and safe for up to ten years

Her secret obsession remains hidden from her vegan friends, Erickson said.

"It's not like they would disown me or anything, but this isn't exactly something I want to broadcats, you know?" she asked. "We were at a PETA march last week, and I had to sneak off and buy a couple of cans of that stuff. God, I am sick."

Mmmmm...vienna sausages!
Heeeeyy homes, do you hate 'dem beaners as much as I do? They almost as bad as niggers.
cute story, pretty pictures
but I expect more out of yous.
Brittany's hot.
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