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10/28/2006

Local Woman Still Sad Over Spiking of ABC's "One Ocean View"

Very depressed Toledo woman (Toledo, OH) Krista Reinhardt "really enjoyed" the first two installments of ABC's summer reality show One Ocean View.

"It was like I instantly bonded with Anelka, Heather, and Lauren," she said, head in hands. "I'll never forget them, either. Why did the network cancel such a great show?"

The short-lived series - which lasted just two episodes - followed the lives of eleven single New Yorkers looking for romance on Fire Island. Reinhardt discussed the reasons why she became attached so quickly to the characters.

"This show was about people old enough to have real jobs, issues and baggage, but still young enough to leave all that behind and have a great time - just like me," she said. "But just when you get hooked, they kill the show. What gives?"

Cast of ABC's One Ocean View Left: The cast that touched the lives of so many

One Ocean View was dropped from ABC's summer schedule after attracting only 2.74 million viewers on Aug. 7, making it ABC's least-watched show for that week. Reinhardt believes that there was "some sort of conspiracy" to get the show cancelled.

"I'll bet that shifty-looking Usman was behind it," she said of the contestant with Pakistani heritage. "He might have been a handsome Wall Street lawyer and all that, but you know how those Middle Eastern types are, always looking to scam you or get you to buy some useless trinkets. If he was here right now I would punch him in the eyeball."

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 12:49 PM
Comments:
Poor girl!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:13 PM
 
Boo Hoo and Christ.

I'm still wanting to know why
James Cameron's
Dark Angel was cancelled from Fox.

The storyline was about to break off into tanjents and I had to buy 3 BOOKS just to see where it was sorta leading.

SORRY. No sympathy here.
Jessica Alba has since become one of THE "it girls" and like DUH saw that coming since Y2K.

Where's Logan? I need a fix.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:17 AM
 
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