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11/01/2006

Local Dog Blames Mysterious "Other Dog" for Holes in Your Lawn

Black dog of mixed ancestry (Toledo, OH) Hopper, a local canine of uncertain ancestry, is not sure how the chunks of turf were ripped up from your lawn, but he wants you to know he had nothing to do with the crime.

"Look - I know I've done stupid stuff like this in the past," he said, cocking his head sideways. "But you've gotta believe me - it was this OTHER DOG, I swear."

Hopper was unable to provide much in the way of a helpful description.

"It was dark, so I didn't get a good look," he said, wagging his tail. "But I'd know that smell anywhere. I have a nose like a bloodhound, mister."

Silhoette of a dogLeft: Artist's conception of the mystery dog, based upon Hopper's recollection

Hopper added that he would be happy to keep an eye out for the mystery pooch.

"No problem, that," he said, sitting on his haunches. "It's the least I can - hey! What's with the rolled-up newspaper?"

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 7:49 PM
Comments:
I had to comment.
That dog looks just like mine probably did when he was a puppy, and Ranger never digs holes.

Ranger Dawg:
http://tinyurl.com/ykq4o5

The "other dog" theory is quite believable. Ranger also conveys thoughts and words through violent sneezes and body language.

PS:
Your right side indicators of who links to this site is not valid, since I link to this site and neither one recognizes ANYONE linking.

(Which makes me wonder why you offer the links.)

Sobriety test to post:
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# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:44 PM
 
That artist's conception looks just like a mirror image of..... HEY!
# posted by Blogger Hooda Thunkit (Dave Zawodny) : 9:13 AM
 
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