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1/29/2007

Bob Likes Funny eCards

Bob came across a site today that features humorous eCards that you can send to friends, family, and even probation officers.

Egreetings.com features an assortment of funny, and sometimes risque animated eCards that are available. They have funny birthday eCards, Valentine eCards and eCards for other occasions. Be sure to check out this birthday eCard by "The Chins"; it's a real hoot. Also a real stitch is the eCard Birthday Badass. Bob would sure hate to see THAT guy down a dark alley.

Bob likes sending eCards, because he gets distracted by the liquor aisle in the store every time he goes to get a regular card. He'll see those bottles of cheap vodka, hear them sing to him - oh, how they sing, just like the Sirens - and the next thing you know he's face down on the front lawn, and three days have gone by.

There he is, covered with dirt and grass clippings, with no recollection of how he spent three whole days, all because he was too stubborn to send an eCard.

Don't be like Bob, and be sure to visit Egreetings.com, which sponsored this post.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 9:15 PM
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