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1/28/2007

Bob's Investment Tips

Although Subcomandante Bob lacks permanent housing, and often spends every nickel he has on cheap booze, he feels the urge to give you, dear reader, investment advice.

Check out Stockwise.com, The MySpace for the Penny Stock investor!

Stockwire.com is a Penny Stock website that is primarily focused on the micro cap and small cap investor. Stockwire.com has been voted the number one small cap website for the past three years and counting.

You have access to tutorials, "stockumentaries," and their "Movers and Shakers" blog. Membership is free, so put down that hookah and get busy!

Bob was once an investment specialist for a number of top investment firms, though he mostly deals today with financial matters involving whether a quart of Stolichnaya at $18 is a better deal than a pint at $12, given the fact that he must also put money aside for essentials such as controlled substances and ladies of negotiable virtue.

This has been a sponsored post, for which Bob is very, very thankful.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 8:31 PM
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