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2/11/2007

Bob Has Many Regrets

There are many things that Subcomandante Bob wishes he could do over, were he able to somehow turn back the hands of time and live his life over once again. Among these is a certain incident involving an pickup truck, a bottle of Stolichnaya, and a cliff on the Pacific Coast highway, but that's for another time, kiddies.

What Bob truly regrets is that he never took advantage of the services of a Millionaire Dating site, which is designed for single millionaires, and men and women looking to meet them. Imagine - had Bob been able to meet a rich woman willing to become Mrs. Subcomandante Bob, all of his troubles would be over. Bob would have ready access to unbelievable amounts of money for all sorts of heady activities.

Instead, Bob is pecking away at a public library keyboard on sponsored posts such as this.

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