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2/26/2007

Bob Recommends Cisco Systems for Network Security

Subcomandante Bob's laptop once got infected with a nasty worm that ate through his hard drive like a rabid rat through a 20-pound block of Muenster cheese. That was, of course, before Ray-Ray at the homeless shelter swiped said machine and exchanged it for $20 worth of an illegal substance, but Bob digresses.

The point here is not drug-addicted homeless thugs, but rather secure networking. Cisco Systems can help you integrate your security systems to prevent such electronic threats from destroying your networks and databases.

The Cisco data centre provides a framework and range of solutions that addresses the evolving role of your own data facilities, and allows you to effectively align your IT resources with the priorities of your business.

And believe Bob - there are much greater threats to the integrity of your network than guys like Ray-Ray. This was a sponsored post, but be sure to check out the network security options offered by Cisco Systems.

# posted by Subcomandante Bob : 6:18 PM
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